Good choice - here's the lyrics for Family cell phone rap song.

Damn that cell phone... I can't find it
Think it might be... In my pocket
Need to charge it... But lost my chord
Checked with Verizon dude...
But he seemed kinda bored
Said my phone looked cheap...
And was nothing to flaunt
Said ya I know...
I'm scabbin on my daughters account
He asked me if... I wanted an upgrade
Told him I didn't think...
The last bill was paid
Sold me a new chord... for 32 dollar
That price made me want to...
Stand up and holler
Then I found my old one...
Don't know what to do
Now I'm really mad... because I got two
Thought prime time... ended at 7 o'clock
Turns out it wasn't... til 9 o'clock
Called my mother... at a quarter to nine
Looks like I made that call...
On my daughters dime
First time I had a phone...
Only lasted a few pops
Slipped between my legs...
At a California rest stop
Every time the phone rings...
makes me kinda moody
Not going to answer it... cause its probably just Judi
I'm just an old dude... with no apologies
But gettin real tired... of all the new technologies
One day my daughter says...
get your own phone now
My son doesn't have one... and he's havin a cow
She says she's got a full account...
but she wants to get him in it
Think I got kicked out...
cause I used too many minutes
She said maybe you should...
give your other daughter a call
Called her on my cell phone...
and we met at Verizon in the mall
She wasn't on the family plan...
so it looks like it won't work
I'm tired of screwin' around... and feeling like a jerk
Now I'm gettin' my own account...
and it feels pretty good
Got my own minutes now...
and I'll use'm when I should
Maybe I got the shaft... but I'm not gonna be crabbin'
I'm payin' a lot more... but at least I'm not scabbin'

Damn that cell phone!